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lookbookdotnu:

Call it a wasteland. (by Lua P)

pettycrocker:

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fishingboatproceeds:

Hazel and Gus in Amsterdam on the last day of the #tfios movie shoot. Don’t have words for how I’m feeling now, but thanks SO MUCH for caring about this story and responding to it so generously.

angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

lesbang:

ashinychandelure:

calm down luigi

holy crap

the-little-house-of-morons:

cearalucaya:

aquaticslime:

the-little-house-of-morons:

Ok so this is going to sound stupid as shit to most people but holy shit, when I see children/baby clothes I get so confused.  Beyond reasoning.   I even ask things like “why is doll clothes so expensive holy shit’ or “do children actually exist or is this clothing for gnomes?”  I don’t understand.  The tiny clothes, just… THE TINY CLOTHES.  LOOK.  IT’S A WAISTCOAT FOR A 1 YEAR OLD.  WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME.  It’S A TINy SuiT FOR BABIES.  WHY.

Don’t try to put logic into this.  I KNOW that formal wear is required for like.. weddings, church n shit.  but LOOK AT THE PHOTo.  LOOK AT THE TinY FULL OUTFIT.  IT”sSO FUNNY tO me.

they’re for lITTLE BABY BUSINESS PEOPLE OMFG

V begged for me to add these. I’m so sorry.

"susan, rechedule my 9 o’clock meeting. I just shit my pants."

"Johnny, find out what this peek-a-boo asshole wants. He keeps kidnapping my family and giving them back"

"JERRY. I JUST TOOK A NAP. AND I’M STILL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT."

"LOOK. JOHNSON. PULL THIS OFF, AND YOU’LL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WHEELS BY NEXT WEEK."

"Don’t try to bullshit me Johnson, I wasn’t born yesterday. I was born four months ago."

"Man, you should see me secretary’s rack. Lunch for DAYS."

"Alright mark, let’s talk numbers. But keep in mine that I can only count to five."

"TELL IAN I’M NOT SIGNING THE AGREEMENT UNTIL HE GIVES ME MY NOSE BACK"

"SUSAN. I’M MEETING THE CEO AT THE AIRPORT. CALL FOR MY TRICYCLE"

"JOHNSON GET IN HERE. I CAN’T EAT THIS WITHOUT THE PLANE SOUND."

"WE NEED TO MEET OUR PUKE QUOTA"

"MOMMY ISN’T STRESSED ENOUGH AND WE’RE HITTING OUR DEADLINE"

"AIDEN. AIDEN. LISTEN TO ME. GIVE ME THE JUICE"

"CLARISEE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I NEED THIS PACIFIER"

"DAMMIT JIMMY I NEED THAT PLAYDATE FOR TOMORROW’

I am

legit in fucking

tears

baby business people ahahahahah

moyaofthemist:

ilovecharts:

The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

anjgirl0976:

Lily Aldrin is still my favorite character in recent TV history.

j5h:

vinegod:

Fire drill by Crusoe Celebrity Dachshund

OH MY GOD